I'm not entirely sure that this is the most appropriate agency to do this but check out this link...
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
I'm glad that finally someone in our government is getting serious about the important issues of our day. Really, who cares about the debt limit when your neighbor is chomping on your skull? They give some good advice as well; it's not really advice for long term survival but enough to at least give you a chance.
The issue that I have here is that this is presented by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention. I think we all know where this is going. As you read in the previous post, currently our most credible zombie threat is from a fungus, the possibility of which the CDC does not cover. Besides which, even in the event of a disease driven zombie outbreak, you would still need a gun. Or at the very least a crossbow.
Bottom line: I'm very glad the CDC got serious and decided to help people protect themselves in the event of a zombie outbreak. But it still must be said that you should buy a gun and some ammo for it if you really want to defend yourself, or even liberate your homeland.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Move over virulent zombies
Fungal zombies are here, and they're killing off ants.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0510/Zombie-ants-How-fungus-can-turn-an-insect-into-a-puppet?cmpid=addthis_hotmail&sms_ss=hotmail&at_xt=4dcaa287a7f14721%2C0
If that doesn't freak you out, nothing will.
It makes perfect sense though. One of the researchers leaves out some of the fungus in the lab, it gets out and onto the skin of one of the other researchers. This unwittingly poor man lives his life as normal for the next few weeks while the fungus builds up in his body, finally he ends up with weird growths on his head and he stumbles around like he's drunk all the time. He's unable to talk but still manages enough brain control to try... groaning in the process. The fungus takes control of his muscles and forces him to grab onto other people and bite down on them in order to further the propagation of the fungus. Finally, after weeks or months (remember, these things happen in a day with ants, they would take much longer with people), he lays down and dies in the place best for the fungus to reproduce which would be wherever the most people would be. After he dies his head bursts open with zombie fungus and the cycle begins anew.
Like I said, this should freak you out and especially so because it's real. The only bright spot of this report is that global warming could be killing off this fungus. I think I'm going to go start my car and let it run for a few hours....
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0510/Zombie-ants-How-fungus-can-turn-an-insect-into-a-puppet?cmpid=addthis_hotmail&sms_ss=hotmail&at_xt=4dcaa287a7f14721%2C0
If that doesn't freak you out, nothing will.
It makes perfect sense though. One of the researchers leaves out some of the fungus in the lab, it gets out and onto the skin of one of the other researchers. This unwittingly poor man lives his life as normal for the next few weeks while the fungus builds up in his body, finally he ends up with weird growths on his head and he stumbles around like he's drunk all the time. He's unable to talk but still manages enough brain control to try... groaning in the process. The fungus takes control of his muscles and forces him to grab onto other people and bite down on them in order to further the propagation of the fungus. Finally, after weeks or months (remember, these things happen in a day with ants, they would take much longer with people), he lays down and dies in the place best for the fungus to reproduce which would be wherever the most people would be. After he dies his head bursts open with zombie fungus and the cycle begins anew.
Like I said, this should freak you out and especially so because it's real. The only bright spot of this report is that global warming could be killing off this fungus. I think I'm going to go start my car and let it run for a few hours....
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